Friday, April 16, 2010

10 Things I Hate About You

1. Sometimes you fool me with your fancy packaging and cleverly worded label and then you turn out to be nothing like I thought you were.
2. I have to pay 400% your value to enjoy you in a restaurant.
3. We have way too much fun when we’re together, yet I always feel like shit the next day.
4. You're never around when I really want you most.
5. You’re so difficult, you even require a special opener (unless of course I’m feeling particularly talented or sufficiently motivated).
6. You absorb my entire entertainment budget.
7. Even when you’re bad, somehow you’re still so good.
8. When you’re gone, I’m always left wanting more of you.
9. You always steal my thunder. I spend days slaving over the menu and cooking the meal, yet all they notice is you. All they talk about is you. All they remember is you.
10. You’re so damn irresistible… I always indulge, even when I know I shouldn’t.

Until we sip again, because you know we will…

Cheers!

6 comments:

  1. I think your end-of-the-year trick to commemorate this blog should be opening a wine bottle with your mouth, or shoe.

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  2. What is it with this relationship! ;-)

    Cheers,
    Brian
    http://norcalwingman.com

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  3. Rachel… I've been practicing!!

    Cailin, thanks, that really means a great deal. Please visit again and often!!

    Brian, you honor me with your presence and you see right through me!! :) Hope to see you around here again!!

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  4. Ohmygoodness you've visited a hell of a lot of wineries Tamara. Nice list! Let's hope the remaining Oregon wineries give you the queenly treatment when you step in their door.

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  5. Rachel, thanks for your thoughtful comments! Yes, I've visited a few wineries! I'm working on putting a counter on here to see how many I've visited against how many I have left to complete my quest. As for the queenly treatment, I'm really just hoping for the same treatment as everyone else. Hopefully they treat everyone like royalty!!

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