My Date With Pinot Noir… and a Little Role-Play Fun

Beware: May cause elevated blood pressure, erratic breathing and possible engorgement. Not for the faint of heart. Read at your own risk.

You greet me, your package sleek, sexy and so attractive. I know what lies inside… it’s wet, sweet and waiting to grant me immeasurable pleasure. Eager and excited, I slowly and carefully undress you, releasing just a hint at what lay in store for us both. Before I allow you to touch my lips, I breathe you in long and deep letting you fill my senses with your captivating aroma. You stand naked before me quivering with anticipation, teasing me and luring me in as I do things to you that open you up, allowing you to release even more of your provocative and sensual self. Our first kiss reveals so much— you fill my mouth with seductive and tantalizing flavors I’ve never known before; you’re so full of passion you make my head spin and my heart race. My mouth waits to explore you again.

Oh, my beautiful, I know it’s going to take time… you are not a quickie to be rushed through in an hour. You’re at your best and truly deserve to be savored over an elegant dinner and a long romantic evening where I can revel in your exquisite presence. I know this about you. You’re a class act, complex and deep, but there’s this exciting racy side to you too that’s utterly entrancing. Sometimes my insatiable desire gets the better of me and I gulp you down too quickly. And then you’re gone. I look back at the precious time we had together and know I didn’t really get to see enough of the splendor you had to offer me. If I could only make it last all night.

Quick or drawn-out, these treasured moments of bliss we share together must always come to an end. But you know I’m smitten with you, so I’ll be there waiting, thinking about what that next date with my beloved Pinot Noir will bring. Oh baby, until we sip again…

Cheers!